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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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angryboyfriends:

catsbeaversandducks:

Photos via Raccoons

cute little rocket raccoons!

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

I’m still in disbelief…

3 days ago | via | source | 269264

someboredidiot:

soloyoo:

Gravity falls 

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

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fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

3 days ago | via | source | 58646

blackcooliequeen:

bryantsupreme:

makeupandchucks:

walkerflexasranger:

angfdz:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

walkerflexasranger bye have you seen this 

Yoooooooo!

This is the greatest post ever.

Lol!!
bryantsupreme
you see this?

lmfao i wasnt expecting that 

shanesupreme teenagedgirlswithesp
read this.

I’ve been MIA

Too many crazy ass things going on right now:

1. Working on cosplays with very little free time

2. Trying to renovate a house so we can move out of our apartment

3. Work

4. Crazy shit I don’t even want to explain.

How I miss you Tumblr - hopefully I’ll be back more in September - but August be crazy.

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tearsoftheromanovs:

lunalalonde:

Reference actors used in the making of Anastasia [x]

Forever love

softfeathersintheimpala:

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

Signal Boost

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